novelweb Chapter 229 One ass can kill a cow
Chapter 229 One ass can kill a cow
"There are so many, it would be a pity not to eat them!" Lan Mengying said, looking at the remaining half of the fish.
"I can't take another bite. If you can finish it, we will wait for you." Lin Lengsha said, touching her round belly.
"I can't eat it anymore. If you think it's okay, just pack it up and take it back!" Yi Yuqing suggested from the side.
"That's a good idea. I'll just pack it up," Lan Mengying said, taking out her cell phone and dialing a number.
The call was quickly connected.
"Brother, what are you doing?" Lan Mengying said to the phone with a smile.
"What else can I do? Of course I have to work overtime." Lan Yishan said, pushing up the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"Brother, you are so boring. Besides work, can't you find something else to do every day?"
"I only like to work and am not interested in anything else."
"Next month will be your twenty-eighth birthday. If you don't find a girlfriend to take back with you, just wait until you go on a blind date!
I heard with my own ears that my parents had found many blind dates for you, and even Xiaofang, your least favorite in our village, was on the list.
Have you never seen that Xiaofang? Not only is she fat now, but she is also very arrogant. It is said that her butt can kill a cow.
Although you don't go back often now, Xiaofang has always been thinking about you. She told everyone she met in the village that she would marry you and give you a son. "
Lan Yishan's face turned green with anger after hearing what his sister said.
He has hated Murakami's Xiaofang since he was a child, but Xiaofang is like a dog-skin plaster. She will follow him wherever he goes.
When the two were children, Xiaofang said she would marry him and give him a son. Unexpectedly, she still remembered this after so many years.
The more Lan Yishan annoyed her, the more he couldn't get rid of her. From elementary school to high school, the two of them went to the same school and were in the same class.
In order to avoid Xiaofang, Lan Yishan was always the last one to go to the classroom and the first one to leave the classroom.
In order to be admitted to the same school as him, Xiaofang had been working hard since her freshman year, and she went from the bottom ten in the class to the top five in the school.
Lan Yishan has achieved excellent results since he was a child. From elementary school to high school, he always ranked first in the school. No one has ever been able to surpass him.
Seeing how much progress Xiaofang had made, Lan Yishan secretly changed his first choice when filling out the application form after the college entrance examination. He gave up the university he wanted most just to avoid Xiaofang.
In the end, Xiaofang went to Lan Yishan's ideal university, and Lan Yishan was admitted to another well-known domestic university.
When Xiaofang found out that Lan Yishan was admitted to another university and was not in the same city as her, Xiaofang was almost furious.
For three years, she went to bed later than a dog and got up earlier than a chicken every day, just so that she could be admitted to the same university as Lan Yishan. Unexpectedly, he changed his choice.
Xiao Dang really wanted to cry, but there was nothing he could do.
After the university started, the two went to study in different cities, and Lan Yishan finally got rid of Xiaofang.
Without Xiaofang's entanglement, Lan Yishan can finally roam freely on the university campus.
After so many years, Lan Yishan thought that Xiaofang would have gotten married and had children long ago, but he didn't expect that she was still thinking about him.
After hearing the news, Lan Yishan did not dare to return to his hometown.
I finally got rid of her, but if I go back, I'll be stuck with her again.
When he heard his sister say that Xiaofang's butt could kill a cow, Lan Yishan became even more furious. He didn't like girls with too big butts.
"You are calling me because you have no money to spend, right? I can tell you that your quota for this month has been used up. Don't even think about taking another penny from me!" Lan Yishan said seriously.
"Brother, what are you talking about? Besides asking for money, can't I care about you? Have you not eaten yet?"
"I'm not hungry yet."
"Brother, I see your stomach doesn't hurt anymore. Didn't the doctor tell you to eat on time? If you don't listen to the doctor, you will be the one to suffer.
I happen to be eating out, and the grilled fish here is particularly delicious. I will pack a portion for you in a moment. "
"Forget it. I can't afford your food. You're not thinking about how to blackmail me again, are you?" Lan Yishan really has no way to deal with his sister who has been obsessed with money all day long.
"Brother, don't worry, I will definitely not ask you for money this time. I will only give you food." Lan Mengying promised.
"Okay then, come on."
Lan Mengying hung up the phone, asked the waiter for a packing box, and packed the remaining half of the fish.
Lin Lengsha and Yi Yuqing could hear clearly what she just said to Lan Yishan on the phone.
Lin Lengsha looked at her in disbelief and said, "Mengying, did you really pack up the leftovers we ate and take them to your brother?"
"Yes, this half of the fish hasn't even moved, and it's not dirty. It would be a waste to throw it away. Send it to my brother to impress him."
Yi Yuqing almost laughed at her words.
"You pack the leftovers for your brother, and he is still moved to say thank you?"
"That's not necessary. This is the first time I've given him food. It's normal for him to be moved."
"You are so kind to your brother. You still think of him when you have leftovers. It's really hard for you." Yi Yuqing felt unworthy of Lan Yishan.
From what Lan Mengying said just now, we can know that Lan Yishan would give her money every month. Unexpectedly, Lan Mengying would bring him leftovers and not even give him a new one. It was really pitiful.
It seems that Lan Mengying cheated her brother a lot.
"Mengying, why don't you order a new one? It's better not to order this one. It's not appropriate to bring leftovers to your brother!"
"Cousin-in-law. Don't worry, my brother is not someone else. He won't dislike it."
Lan Mengying ordered another portion of rice and the fish she had just packed in a bag.
"This soup and rice are a perfect match. My brother will definitely like it."
Several people drove to the place where Lan Yishan worked.
Lan Mengying parked the car and said to Lin Lengsha and Yi Yuqing: "Let's go, you guys go up with me."
"You'd better go on your own!" Lin Lengsha and Yi Yuqing said in unison.
He gave me some leftover rice, but the two of them were too embarrassed to follow him.
This half of the fish looked like the leftovers. Lan Yishan was not sure whether he would eat it or not.
"Cousin, please go with me. It's dark at night and I'm scared to be alone." Lan Mengying pulled Lin Lengsha and said coquettishly.
"Isn't there a light in the elevator? It won't be dark, so don't worry."
"Cousin, I'm alone. What if I meet a bad guy? It just so happens that you haven't met my brother yet. Let me introduce him to you."
"Isn't your brother working overtime? If we go up there, it will affect his work. It's better for you to go up there yourself!"