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The phone rang in real time, and Chen Nuo glanced at the address of the order, and it turned out to be Pingxiangxie in Yuanmingyuan.
work!
After Chen Nuo said hello, he picked up his meal on a battery scooter and rushed to the place.
A few minutes later, Chen Nuo arrived at Pingxiangxie with takeaway food, and saw a hale and hearty old man slowly punching.
It looks like Tai Chi but not the Tai Chi seen in the park.
Seeing the old man punching, Chen Nuo couldn't interrupt the old man, so he had to put the takeaway on the stone table in the gazebo.
System, sign in!
Ding, the sign-in is successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining the master-level Wudang Taijiquan method.
Immediately, a warm current rose from the lower abdomen, traveled through the body along the eight extraordinary meridians, and then returned to the lower abdomen.
My mind is filled with all kinds of Tai Chi moves and yin and yang mysteries.
Epiphany?
The old man who retracted his fist looked at Chen Nuo who had his eyes closed, feeling his breath, his face changed drastically.
咕噜 咕噜
Before Chen Nuo could reply, there was a sound in his stomach.
Sir, where is the restroom?
Chen Nuo clutched his stomach and clamped his thighs tightly.
There it is!
Chen Nuo looked in the direction the old man pointed, and a gray building loomed in the woods three to forty meters away.
Before the old man could react, Chen Nuo brought a gust of wind and rushed into the toilet in a few seconds with a step of two meters.
The old man's eyes lit up, but he didn't realize that the delivery boy was actually a master.
From 40 meters away, I heard a sound of exhaust coming from the toilet.
The old man was stunned, and then three or four tourists rushed out of the toilet, clutching their noses as if fleeing from famine.
Hey, Comrade Firefighters, I want to call the police, someone used chemical weapons
The old man vaguely heard these words, but before he could figure out what happened in the toilet, a strong stench came from the direction of the toilet.
Fuck, bioweapon?
Chapter 18
The fire truck is here!
More than a dozen firefighters wearing gas masks surrounded the toilets.
I have to sigh with emotion that Xia Guo's police dispatch was really fast. It took less than 2 minutes from the police to the scene.
Captain, the air has been tested, and there are no deadly molecules present, so it should not be a biological weapon.
A team member carried a machine, walked around the toilet, and came up with a report.
Hearing that it was not a biochemical weapon, the captain felt relieved.
This is Kyoto, and it is also a famous scenic spot in Kyoto. Anything that happens can have a great impact.
However, skatole, mercaptan, and hydrogen sulfide gas seriously exceeded the standard
What do you mean?
The captain had just let go of his heart, but raised it again.
To put it simply, it is the gas produced by the fermentation of stool. I guess this may be a tourist who ate his stomach badly, and then
Fuck, are you kidding me?The captain exclaimed, and then said: next time, can you finish your sentence at once, I'm scared to death.
The team members rolled their eyes and thought to themselves, I want to finish talking at once, but didn't you give me a chance?
Fire up the spray gun and give this piece a go!
The team members are busy with their own work.
One minute later, Chen Nuo weakly and slowly moved out of the pit.
He also didn't expect that Grandmaster-level Taijiquan could also cleanse the tendons and cut the marrow.
What is even more incredible is that detoxification is actually to remove toxins from the body through defecation.
If I hadn't been able to hold my breath with the inner strength generated by Grandmaster Taijiquan, I would probably have to confess to this toilet.
It's raining?Oh, it's not too small!
Chen Nuo stood at the door of the toilet with trembling legs when he heard the crackling sound of rainwater dripping on the roof.
Huh, isn't it?
The setting sun shines into the toilet through the gap of the exhaust fan, and it is obvious that there is no rain in the distance.
Damn, is this the local rain in the legend?
Chen Nuo froze for a moment, then walked out, the smell of the toilet was really unbearable.
Let me go, what's the situation, such a big battle?
More than ten meters away from the toilet, two water trucks were thrown high to spray water mist, and more than a dozen firefighters were waiting in battle.
Chen Nuo looked at Uncle Fireman in a daze, and Uncle Fireman looked at Chen Nuo in shock.
This is the real man, he doesn't change his face when he smells so bad.
Guru
There was another sound in Chen Nuo's abdomen, and then he rushed into the toilet again under the watchful eyes of the firefighter uncle.
Boom
The sound overwhelmed the sound of fire sprinklers, and it was heard by many uncle firefighters more than ten meters away.
Fuck, what a man!
Oh, the sturdy life needs no explanation.
Hey, people are more angry than people, I thought that being human, shit should be on the same starting line, but the result
What the hell, this is simply shocking, it's absolutely amazing.
This situation made me want to write a poem, stepping on both sides of the Yellow River, holding secret documents, machine guns in the front, and artillery fire in the back.
Well, I also want to write a couplet. The first couplet is: open the door of convenience, the second couplet: solve the worries of stock investors, and the horizontal comment: a place of public criticism.
Listening to everyone's teasing, the captain couldn't help sighing, and thought to himself, I am responsible for what happened to them
All right, stop talking nonsense, A Bing, Xiao Qin, you go and see the tourists, I think his footsteps are a little flimsy, don't let anything happen.
The fire chief gave the order, and sometimes this diarrhea can literally kill you.
A quarter of an hour later, Chen Nuo walked out with the support of two firefighters. No matter how stupid Chen Nuo was, he knew that the group of firefighters came for him.
To be precise, it was because he went to the toilet.
Comrade, are you all right, do you want to take him to the hospital?
It's okay, thank you Uncle Fireman.
Chen Nuo thanked the captain who came over. The captain looked at Chen Nuo, although his face was pale, but he was in good spirits.
Okay, you can sit next to me and drink some water to replenish your water. If you need it later, call us.
After the captain handed over a bottle of water, he arranged for the team members to clean the toilet.
There is a lot of traffic here, so the image still needs to be done well.
Brother, come and sit down!
The old man practicing boxing waved to Chen Nuo. Chen Nuo looked around, and there was only room to sit in the pavilion.
Father, you are still here.
Chen Nuo smiled awkwardly, and the corners of the old man's mouth twitched. No matter how he heard these words, he felt that Chen Nuo was scolding him.
Drink some of this, it's good for you!
The old man poured out a glass of water from the thermos and handed it over.
The water color is reddish, with a fragrance of medicinal materials,
After Chen Nuo took a sip, his eyes lit up, and he carefully looked at the water in the glass, and then drank it in small sips.
After drinking a cup of tea, the heat in the abdomen rose, slowly relieving the loss just now.
Thank you, old man, this tea is not simple!
Oh, why not simple method?
The old man's eyes were full of surprises.
In this tea, I tasted eucommia, cinnamon, cistanche and achyranthes.
Chen Nuo talked about more than a dozen precious medicinal materials in bits and pieces, and every time he said one, the old man's face became more suspicious.
After finishing speaking, Chen Nuo himself felt a little unbelievable. These medicinal materials seemed to be imprinted deep in his mind as if he had prepared them himself.
Hahaha, little friend is indeed a fellow!
Like-minded people?
This time it was Chen Nuo's turn to be confused.
Little friend, do you also know Wudang Taijiquan?
It will be a little bit.
So have you worked out your inner qi?
What is internal energy?
This time the old man was stunned, but the young man had an epiphany first, and then he washed his tendons and cut his marrow. This clearly means that he has cultivated his inner qi and reached the highest level of Taijiquan, but he doesn't even know his inner qi.
Old man, is there really a cultivator in this world?
Of course there is.
Does that mean that at the end of the practice, he can break through the sky with a single sword, and be able to control the wind and escape the world?Want to slay demons and demons, and uphold justice?
The old man looked at Chen Nuo meaningfully, and Chen Nuo felt a little embarrassed when he saw it, and said: "What you said is nothing. Practitioners are more exaggerated than you. Let me tell you a few."
The blue sky, the sun and the moon are above the head, and the mountains and rivers are thousands of miles away.
Turned to fight for three thousand miles in one body, one sword was once a millionaire division.
The wind and thunder shook with a smile, the sea was cold with a rage, pierced the sky with one hand, and danced the sky with a sword!
A sword with light and coldness in nineteen states, with sword energy spanning thirty thousand miles!
Overlooking billions of creatures, commanding the heroes of the universe!
Who is the peak at the end of the immortal road, the beginningless Dao becomes empty at first sight!
The more Chen Nuo listened, the more inaccurate the scriptures became. These words always sound familiar, especially the last sentence. Isn't that what the red-haired monster Chen Dong said?
Father, are you kidding me?
It was you who teased me first.
The old man rebuked Chen Nuo angrily, whether he watched too many TV dramas or novels, it was all a mess.
Little friend, have you ever heard that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master?
Chapter 19 Belief in Science
Friends, believe in science!
science?
Chen Nuo muttered to himself, I have a system, you tell me about science?