novelweb Chapter 283 Everyone Calls Me Stupid From Now On
Chapter 283 Everyone Calls Me Stupid From Now On
"Dead poor, stinky old nine!"
As soon as he snatched the two-yuan note from Yan Bugui, Jia Zhang turned around and cursed softly.
It's only a mere two yuan of money, and he still has the face to be the third master in the courtyard.
Leashing a dog to watch the door is better than your Yan family!
Jia Zhang scolded in a very low voice, but unfortunately Yan Bugui had been a teacher all his life, so he heard it right away.
It's a pity that it's useless to hear, after all, he is not Jia Zhang's opponent when he makes trouble.
In desperation, Yan Bugui had no choice but to hold back the tone forcefully.
Those who dare not speak out, feel aggrieved!
"Okay, okay, let's go!"
Seeing that everyone present was paid by Jia Zhang, Liu Haizhong felt that this farce should be over tonight.
"Mr. Jia Zhang, now the funeral of the stick is also done, and you have collected the share money. If you go to the street to make trouble tomorrow, then don't blame me for being rude!"
After all, he also has a temper in his bangs.
If Jiazhang dares to show shame after taking the money, then at worst, he will follow suit!
"Second uncle, don't worry, if I go to the street office tomorrow, I will definitely praise you. When did you see me go to the street office to make trouble?"
Jia Zhang said with a smile while counting the money in his hand.
"Everyone wait a minute, don't leave yet, Sha Zhu and I have a big happy event to tell everyone!"
Stupid, happy event?
Everyone present suddenly had a bad premonition in their hearts.
This so-called happy event, could it be that you two dogs and men got married, right?
Sure enough, whatever you are afraid of will come.
I only heard Jia Zhang say loudly: "I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Sha Zhu to get a marriage certificate today. From now on, Sha Zhu will be a member of my Jia family!"
"Thank you everyone for coming to drink my wedding with Sha Zhu tonight!"
Jia Zhang's words were like throwing a firecracker into a pond, and it immediately overturned the water.
Wedding!
You said that the banquet tonight is a wedding banquet?
Isn't this her mother's funeral wine?
Could it be that Jiazhang didn't think it was enough to collect everyone's money just now, so he wants to collect money again?
Damn, invite four tables of guests for two tables of banquets, and finally collect the money twice. Is this really something a human can do?
No, what did the Jia Zhang family say before, Sha Zhu will be Jia's family from now on?
Everyone in the courtyard was dumbfounded.
One of the two men of your Jia family died, and the other was locked in prison waiting to be shot, so there will be no Jia family in the future!
Mrs. Jia Zhang must have accidentally reversed the words!
"Wait, Mrs. Jia Zhang, just now you said that tonight's dinner is a wedding?" Liu Haizhong's face became even more ugly.
"What about the great funeral wine?"
Mrs. Jia Zhang had a big smile on her face, "Things have been a little crowded these two days, and it just happened to be in time, so the funeral and wedding are held together."
"This can also save some trouble, so that you don't have to come here twice, and we will do everything in one go!"
"Then what did you mean when you said that Shazhu will be your Jia family from now on?" Liu Haizhong continued to ask.
No matter how you listen to this matter, you don't think it's right. There must be some conspiracy against yourself hidden in it, right?
How could there be Jia's family after this, shouldn't it be He's family?
"Sha Zhu, come here," Jia Zhang smiled and waved to Sha Zhu, "Come and talk to the second uncle, so that everyone can understand."
At the age of 61, married to such a strong 30-year-old guy as Sha Zhu, Jia Zhang is not to mention how proud he is now, even the pain of the death of the stick has been diluted by this great joy.
"Second uncle, He Daqing ran away with the White Widow in the next courtyard, have you heard about it?"
Silly Zhu had a smile on his face, taking it for granted.
Liu Haizhong nodded, he knew this all too well, he was the one who helped He Daqing elope back then.
"Don't say He Daqing's one, there are no rules, that's your father!" Liu Haizhong scolded Shazhu with a straight face.
"Silly Zhu, He Daqing did something stupid in a moment of foolishness back then. It's true that he didn't take care of you and your sister's feelings too much, but it's been so many years, he is your father after all!"
Yi Zhonghai also said earnestly.
"There is no elder in the world. He Daqing also cares about you and your sister very much. You think you can't hate him forever, right?"
"Silly Zhu, listen to the old man's persuasion, there are no parents who don't love their children, your father can't help himself."
Sha Zhu nodded in agreement, compared to Liu Haizhong, he was quite convinced by Yi Zhonghai.
"There is one thing I am better than my father. He ran away with the White Widow and became the son-in-law of the Bai family. I didn't run away with anyone!" Silly Zhu said loudly.
"Silly Zhu, what do you mean to say, you didn't run away with anyone, and you became the door-to-door son-in-law?" Yan Bugui's eyes widened in surprise.
Strange things happen every year, especially this year.
It seems that no one wants to have a good year.
Now even Yi Zhonghai couldn't calm down anymore, the silly Zhuzi became the Jia family's son-in-law, how could this be possible!
"Well, third master, that's what I mean."
"From now on, I will be a member of Jia's family, and I will listen to Damei in everything. If you have anything to do in the future, don't ask me, just go to Damei."
"First uncle, second uncle, third uncle," Sha Zhu called the three of them one by one with sincerity.
"I won't call you uncles from now on. After all, everyone is of the same generation. I'll just call you Lao Yi, Lao Liu, and Lao Yan."
As soon as Shazhu's small eyes rolled, he immediately raised his seniority and upgraded himself to the level of uncle.
Let's see who dares to call himself a fool among those juniors in the backyard.
At least you have to call yourself a fool!
Silly Zhu fantasized in his heart and couldn't help laughing out loud.
The three uncles looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a moment.
It was the first time they had met that they could still make themselves so happy after being a door-to-door son-in-law.
"Old Liu, you are in charge of our courtyard, tell me, today I am getting married, should everyone follow me?"
Liu Haizhong's face was as ugly as if he had eaten shit.
What the hell is Lao Liu, is Lao Liu what you can call him?
Even if your father He Daqing is in front of me, he only dares to respectfully call me Brother Liu, what are you stupid!
"Cough," Yan Bugui coughed pretendingly, "Silly Zhu, didn't your family just collect the money? Since the funeral wine and the wedding wine can be combined together, don't you think the money can also be combined? go together?"
Yan Bugui had a small calculation in his heart, just now he had paid a full two yuan for the funeral of the stick, and if Sha Zhu paid another allowance for his marriage, it would be four yuan.
Adding in the nine yuan lost by the three unfilial sons, the old Yan family lost a total of 13 yuan a day today!
This will not work.