novelweb Chapter 388
Chapter 388
Chapter 388 The Jia family seeks a joint burial
He Daqing looked like an old god, but he refused to pay anyway.
"I don't need you to keep it for me, you give me back my salary!"
Silly Zhu shouted extremely stubbornly.
He Daqing sat there with his eyes closed and pretended not to hear.
"He Daqing, are you still human! The one in the next room is your grandson, why are you so stubborn?"
Jia Zhang was so angry that he pointed at He Daqing's nose and began to curse.
"My He Daqing's surname is He, and his Jia Dongxu's surname is Jia. Our old He family does not have a grandson surnamed Jia."
What a joke, he doesn't admit that Jia Dongxu is his grandson.
Now even Shazhu has joined Jia's family as a son-in-law. Even if he and Jia Zhang's son really had a son, it would only be He Daqing's grandson.
As the saying goes, if a married son splashes water, He Daqing has no money anyway.
"Jia Zhang, I have an idea here. I can arrange your son's funeral without spending a penny. Do you want to hear it?"
He Daqing had an idea as soon as he rolled his eyes.
Hearing that the funeral can be arranged without spending a penny, the eyes of Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu suddenly lit up.
Really, can there be such a good thing?
"Tell me first, I'll think about it after listening to it." Jia Zhang said a little emotionally.
"That's right. Didn't your sticks disappear a few days ago?"
"I heard Xu Damao say last night that the sticks were buried in the mass grave outside the east gate. Is there such a thing?"
Hearing He Daqing mentioning the dead grandson Banggun, Jia Zhang's old face drooped immediately.
This damned He Daqing, why don't you open any pot and pick up which pot!
"Hmph, Xu Damao has a pretty long tongue, what else did he tell you?"
Jia Zhang's face was dark, and she hated Xu Damao again in her heart.
"It's fine if there is such a thing!"
"Then isn't this coffin ready-made? Banggen and Dongxu are father and son. If they sleep in the same coffin, they can take care of each other underground, right?"
He Daqing said solemnly.
As soon as He Daqing finished speaking, Qin Huairu on the side quickly objected loudly: "No!"
"Bang Geng has only been buried for a few days, and his coffin cannot be moved. I will fight hard with anyone who wants to dig Bang Giao's grave!"
As Qin Huairu said, she did not forget to stare at He Daqing viciously, as if He Daqing was her father-killing enemy.
What a joke!
He Daqing clearly wanted to dig the grave of the stick and lift the lid of the coffin of the stick. Is what he said still human?
Jia Zhang who was on the side was a little shaken, but after thinking about it carefully, he shook his head and refused.
It is no big deal for Jia Dongxu and Bang Geng to be buried together. After all, both of them are her darlings. It would be nice if they could be a companion below.
But the problem is, the coffin I bought last time was too small!
"Daughter-in-law, think about it, isn't it too lonely to be alone underground? What if he gets cold underground?"
"If the father and son are buried together, not to mention that the father and son can take care of each other, will Dongxu's cemetery be saved? It will be convenient for them to burn paper money every Qingming every year."
He Daqing didn't know Jia Zhang's worries, he was still trying his best to sell his plan, and he even didn't hesitate to call Jia Zhang his daughter-in-law.
"He Daqing, stop talking, Damei will definitely not agree."
"The last time I bought a small coffin for Bang Geng, I'm afraid Dongxu won't be able to fit it in."
It was still Shazhu who couldn't listen anymore, so he took the initiative to remind him.
The last time he held a funeral for Bang Geng, he bought the coffin. At that time, he was only looking for cheap, but he didn't expect Jia Dongxu to use this coffin, so he bought it too small.
But it's too late to say these things now, you can't go to the coffin shop to return the goods and redo them?
Hearing what Sha Zhu said, Qin Huairu, who had been worried all the time, finally felt relieved.
Fortunately, it was a small coffin that could not fit such a fat man like Jia Dongxu, otherwise, the coffin would really be dug up today.
Now it was He Daqing's turn to shut up, he really didn't expect such a thing to happen.
In this way, the father and son are buried together, saving the cemetery and the coffin.
Although He Daqing lost his mind for a while, Jia Zhang was inspired by him.
"You said, how about Dongxu and the deaf old lady being buried together?"
Jia Zhang is also going all out, anyway, she is not willing to use the pension money to buy a coffin for Jia Dongxu.
As soon as the words fell, Qin Huairu's face darkened immediately.
She, the widow of the Jia family, is not dead yet, and her mother-in-law can't wait to let Jia Dongxu be buried with other women, which makes her feel so embarrassing.
"If you want me to say, Dongxu and the old lady are destined to be together. They just left together. I think this funeral can be done together. How nice it is!"
Jia Zhang looked at the deserted people in front of his house, and there was not even a single relative or friend who came to pay homage to Jia Dongxu for most of the day, so he suddenly had other thoughts.
If no one pays homage, then no gift money will be received, and this funeral will be a pure loss of money, which is not acceptable.
It's better to go to the funeral of the deaf old lady in the backyard. At that time, the gift money can be divided into half, and there is no need to serve other friends and relatives in the neighborhood. It is a big profit.
"Isn't that okay? Dongxu is different from Banggen. Banggen is a child, and the uncle won't agree to it."
Silly Zhu thought about it, but still didn't think so.
After all, it sounds absurd.
The deaf old lady is an old widow who has been widowed for many years, what is going on sleeping in the same coffin with a strong guy like Jia Dongxu.
If it is spread outside, the people in the entire Forty-Nine City must laugh at it to death?
"Hmph, what could be different?"
"According to his seniority, Dong Xu should call the old lady a grandma. There's nothing wrong with being buried with a great-grandson!"
Jia Zhang said solemnly.
Her calculation was right.
After all, the deaf old lady only recognized He Daqing as her son yesterday, and Dongxu is He Daqing's grandson. Based on the calculation of seniority, isn't the deaf old lady the great-grandmother of Jia Dongxu?
"One family does not speak two different languages, He Daqing, let's go, let's go to the backyard and find Yi Zhonghai to speak clearly!"
As the head of the Jia family, Jia Zhang slapped the table domineeringly and made a decision on the spot.
After all, it was the deaf old lady who took advantage of the joint burial of the deaf old lady and Dongxu!