novelweb Chapter 636: Stuffed in the butt?
Chapter 636: Stuffed in the butt?
"Burial objects?"
Hearing Xiao Yi's words, Qin Ruoshui's eyes narrowed, and he guessed it right.
She took out the butterfly jade pendant and looked at it carefully. The relevant knowledge quickly passed through her mind, and finally she asked hesitantly.
"Where should this thing be buried with?"
"Isn't this nonsense? The funerary objects must be in the tomb."
"No, I mean, where exactly? Like in the mouth? Orally?"
"It shouldn't be like that. Most of the jade cicadas and night pearls in the mouth are jade cicadas and night pearls. Even jade pendants shouldn't be in the shape of butterflies."
"Then...it's not from the butt, right?"
Qin Ruoshui felt a little uncomfortable.
"Butt plug?"
"You know a lot."
Xiao Yi glanced at Qin Ruoshui.
"It's a lot of fun."
"Shut up, I study antiques, and I will definitely study tomb objects."
Qin Ruoshui rolled his eyes.
"Think about it, would you put a butterfly-shaped jade pendant in your butt? Can you put it in?"
Xiao Yi also rolled his eyes.
"Even if it's a fortress, it's still a fortress..."
"Okay, okay, there's no need to elaborate. I feel like if you keep talking, you'll have to drive."
Qin Ruoshui interrupted Xiao Yi.
"As long as it's not stuffed in the buttocks, I can accept burial gifts."
"Don't worry, it's definitely not the case. Even a dead person can't play with such perverted things."
Xiao Yi smiled.
"What's more, it is not an ordinary jade pendant, but a magic weapon for storage."
"Storage magic weapon?"
Qin Ruoshui opened his eyes wide.
"real or fake?"
"Of course it's true. There might be something inside."
Xiao Yi took it over, swept it with his spiritual consciousness, and smoothed out the restrictions on it.
The next second, he had an ancient book in his hand, as well as several night-light pearls.
"Is it really a magic weapon for storage?"
Qin Ruoshui was overjoyed and recognized it at the same time.
"Is this the Night Pearl?"
"Ah."
Xiao Yi nodded and looked through the ancient books.
"The most valuable thing is not the Luminous Pearl, but this practice book... Damn it, Jade Girl Heart Sutra?"
"What is the Jade Girl Heart Sutra?"
Qin Ruoshui looked over.
"If two people practice together, isn't this a double cultivation method? It's awesome."
Xiao Yi looked through it and grinned.
"Do you want to practice the exercises? If you need it, take it."
Qin Ruoshui was not very interested.
"So generous? The value of this Jade Girl's Heart Sutra far exceeds that of the Butterfly Jade Pendant and Night Pearl. It may be worth nine figures."
Xiao Yi said.
"Big nine digits?"
Qin Ruoshui was surprised.
"Yes, even if you don't practice, you can still sell it at a high price."
Xiao Yi nodded.
"Haha, are you still willing to give it to me now?"
"Why am I reluctant to part with it? I bought it because of you. Besides, I don't care about how you treat me. This butterfly jade pendant is worth the money."
Qin Ruoshui replied.
"Actually, I have an idea. This technique is practiced by two people. I can teach you how to practice it."
Xiao Yi looked at Qin Ruoshui and said with a smile.
"Two people... practice together, and the effect is excellent."
"How can we practice together?"
Qin Ruoshui raised his eyebrows.
"You just said 'double'? It doesn't mean dual cultivation, right?"
"Well, that's what you need to practice to the extreme, and you don't need it in the early stage..."
Xiao Yi was a little surprised.
"Do you still know about dual cultivation?"
"At least I can get in touch with this level, so I naturally understand it. Besides, who hasn't read a few novels?"
Qin Ruoshui smiled.
"Okay, let's find a quieter place and I'll teach you."
Xiao Yi pointed to the cafe ahead.
"How's it going there?"
"Okay, you want to practice too?"
"The technique is yours. If you ask me to practice it, I will practice it."
"Let's go together then."
After Qin Ruoshui finished speaking, he walked forward.
Xiao Yi looked at Qin Ruoshui's back, grinned, and smiled.
Is this a hint?
Having said that, in the future, it will be a skill that requires dual cultivation, and you are invited to practice it, which is enough to explain something.
When they came to the cafe, Xiao Yi explained it to Qin Ruoshui after reading "The Jade Girl's Heart Sutra".
"If you practice the top skills, your future achievements will be limitless."
Xiao Yi said seriously.
"Can I fly in the air like you?"
Qin Ruoshui asked what he thought of.
"of course can."
Xiao Yi nodded.
"As long as you practice hard, everything will become a reality."
The two drank coffee and talked about cultivation, and the afternoon passed quickly.
"Okay, it's time for you to go back to the company. After all, I'm not the only one taking care of you. There has to be someone who comes first, first served."
Qin Ruoshui looked at the time and smiled.
"How many days will you stay in Zhonghai?"
Xiao Yi asked.
"What, you don't want me to leave?"
Qin Ruoshui's smile grew wider.
"You have said so, can I deny it? After all, you just asked me to practice the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra"."
Xiao Yi drank all the coffee.
"I also gave him a maintenance fee of five million."
"Haha, I'll leave tomorrow morning and make an appointment with an elder to talk about business matters in the evening..."
"Okay, then I'll take you back to the hotel."
"it is good."
The two left the antique market and came to the hotel.
"By the way, I still have your suitcase with me."
Xiao Yi took out his suitcase.
"Now that you have a storage jade pendant, it will be much more convenient in the future."
"Ah."
While Qin Ruoshui was talking, he put the suitcase into the storage jade pendant.
"There must be hundreds of square meters here, right? Then can my company's treasures be placed here?"
"Yes, it is safer to put it inside than to put it in the company safe. If you trust me, I can help you add a ban. Even if it is lost, it can be found and no one else can open it."
"Of course I can trust it."
"it is good."
After Xiao Yi placed a ban on Butterfly Jade Pendant, he left the hotel and returned to the company.
Seeing that it was not time to get off work, he went to see Jiang Li.
"Sister Li, how are you doing? They didn't call you, right?"
"No, you probably don't dare to call me."
Jiang Li shook his head.
"I think of them occasionally, and most of the time I feel relaxed."
"Haha, it's normal to think about it. After all, you are your biological parents... Hey, are you biological, right? It's hard to imagine how they gave birth to you so beautiful."
Xiao Yi smiled.
"Of course it's your own."
Jiang Li gave Xiao Yi a white look, this guy was so disrespectful in flattering him.
"Don't worry, I'm fine. You don't have to come here specially. In the company... I'm afraid there will be rumors or something."
"What are you afraid of? I am your master."
Xiao Yi blinked.
"Well, be serious in the company."
Jiang Li didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but the word 'Master' reminded her of certain scenes, and she felt a little more indescribable.
"Okay, okay, it won't be too serious to go to your house, right? Then I'll go."
Xiao Yi didn't stay long, left the public relations department and went to the president's office.
"Sister Yuqing, I support you in starting a business. You don't have to worry about money. If I don't have it, Xiao Yi still has it."
Su Yan glanced at Xiao Yi who came in and said.
"???"
Xiao Yi was a little confused, good guy, you don't regard yourself as an outsider, but you have the final say on my money?