novelweb Chapter 10 Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu fell into the cesspit
Chapter 10 Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu fell into the cesspit
Eat and drink well.
Wang Gang spread his clothes underneath, and lay comfortably on the soft sand with his hands on his pillow.
Listen to the sound of the waves crashing on the beach.
There is a cool breeze, and the moon and stars are rare.
The sea breeze brought bursts of thoughts.
Wang Gang fell into a dream without knowing it.
Forty-Nine City is still the season of cold winter and snow.
The island is as warm and intoxicating as early summer.
In the dream, many beautiful girls came to play with him, and Wang Gang was a little bit reluctant to leave.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his eyes, he was back in the dilapidated house in the courtyard.
It turns out that you can only stay in the island space for a maximum of 12 hours at a time.
Once the time is exceeded, it will be automatically sent back by the space.
The time in the outside world remains the same. Even if you stay on the island for 12 hours, the outside world is just a blink of an eye.
Looking at the empty room, Wang Gang sat on the bed and yawned boredly.
I thought I could use the island as my new home, but unfortunately the time flow on the island has nothing to do with the courtyard.
If this is the case, the courtyard itself will have some snacks.
After all, I am used to the comfort of the island.
Who wants to go back and endure the mess in the courtyard again!
As a last resort, Wang Gang had to do the cleaning himself.
Throw away everything you don't need.
Throw away all the tattered things.
Several broken chairs were thrown into the island by Wang Gang.
He also threw the broken wardrobe into it.
If it wasn't for sleeping, Wang Gang wanted to throw the broken wooden bed in the wing room directly into the island.
The good island was used as a garbage dump by Wang Gang.
Throw any unnecessary garbage in there.
After a while, the whole room became empty.
The system is in hand.
For furniture or something, just find someone to make a brand new set.
Anyway, it doesn't cost a lot of money.
A burst of urination came, and Wang Gang simply went back to the island to solve it.
As for the open-air toilets in the courtyard.
Dirty and smelly.
Frozen buttocks in winter, full of flies and mosquitoes in summer.
It stinks, anyone who likes to use it will use it!
The light bulbs on the roof gave off a dim yellow light.
Wang Gang doesn't have a radio at home, let alone a black and white TV.
Even in the books, there is only one basic electrician, which is about to be torn apart, which Wang Gang's father specially left for his son to study.
Besides, there is no way of entertainment.
Long nights, unintentional sleep.
Wang Gang simply got up from the bed and got dressed, planning to go out for a while.
Going to the security department to overturn the case tomorrow will definitely not be smooth sailing, so we have to start preparations now.
Wang Gang planned to visit his father's good friend in the factory, Section Chief Zhao of the propaganda department of the factory.
He Yuzhu didn't eat at night, he was cold and hungry.
Hiding behind the low wall next to the toilet, holding a stick.
Shivered by the cold wind.
He squatted here for a long time, and many men, women and children came to the toilet one after another to use the toilet.
He Yuzhu's legs were almost numb from squatting, and he didn't wait for Wang Gang to come to the toilet.
"Damn it, why isn't Wang Gang here yet? I'm freezing to death, silly!"
Just when he couldn't help but want to give up.
Only the second uncle's voice came from outside the wall.
He Yuzhu was immediately refreshed, here he comes!
"Wang Gang, didn't you get caught by the security department for stealing?"
"You escaped?"
The second uncle went out to drink with his co-workers tonight.
He was so drunk that he only wandered back now.
Just happened to bump into Wang Gang who was about to go out.
With the dim light in the courtyard, Wang Gang saw a short, fat man with a beer belly standing in front of him.
It turned out to be this old thing in bangs.
No wonder dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths.
"Second uncle, your house is on fire, and the house is almost burned down!"
Wang Gang was talking nonsense in a serious manner.
"What, when did it happen? Then why don't you go to fight the fire!"
When Liu Haizhong heard that his house was on fire, he broke out in a cold sweat.
The alcohol on his body dissipated in an instant.
Not caring about continuing to trouble Wang Gang, he ran towards his home in the backyard.
He Yuzhu hid behind the low wall next to him, tightly holding the stick in his hand.
Wang Gang came out so late, he must have come to the toilet!
Wang Gang has the "Changchun Kungfu" rewarded by the system, and his hearing is amazing.
It has long been discovered that someone is hiding behind the low wall.
Could it be that stinky and shameless Xu Damao hiding here to peek at the lesbians going to the bathroom?
At this moment, a figure clutched his stomach and walked quickly towards the toilet.
He ignored Wang Gang next to him.
In a flash, he rushed into the toilet next to him.
It turned out that Yi Zhonghai had a bad stomach after eating at night and was in a hurry to go to the toilet.
Yi Zhonghai is about the same height as Wang Gang, and people wear bloated clothes in winter.
He Yuzhu couldn't see his face clearly at night, so He Yuzhu thought it was Wang Gang who came in.
Sha Zhu tiptoed out from behind the low wall holding a stick.
It hit the figure squatting on the latrine with a stick.
Wang Gang, you bastard!
Let you bully Sister Qin, let you tear down the door panel of my house!
I can't beat you to death!
The open-air toilet in the courtyard is a large vat buried deep in the ground.
There are two wooden boards on it for stepping on.
Many unqualified people urinate directly on the wooden boards.
As soon as the cold wind blows, a thin layer of ice forms on the board, which is very slippery.
The old man stepped on the wooden plank carefully with both feet, and was squatting there enjoying himself.
Unexpectedly, there was a sudden noise in the back of his head, and a stick hit his shoulder accurately.
By surprise.
The uncle tilted his body and slipped on his feet.
With its head down, it fell into the cesspit below with a "plop".
The splashed shit was more than one meter high.
Even the clothes and trousers of He Yuzhu, who was holding a stick behind him, were splashed a lot.
The big tank is about one meter above the ground, and the big tank itself is more than one meter deep, adding up to a height of more than two meters.
Fortunately, no one has cleaned the cesspit in the past few days, otherwise the uncle would have broken his neck.
The old man raised his head from the cesspit with his head covered in yellow, and his mouth was full of excrement and urine.
He glared angrily at He Yuzhu who was holding a stick by the toilet.
The feces and urine were so thick that He Yuzhu didn't recognize that it was the uncle for a while.
I thought it was Wang Gang.
He Yuzhu wanted to run away.
I didn't expect the people in the latrine to show their heads so quickly, not to mention being splashed with shit all over my body.
Now that he had been seen, he simply didn't run away.
A hero is a hero when he does things, and Sha Zhu has never been a timid person.
"Wang Gang, you kid also has today!"
"Be obedient and return the 300 yuan to Sister Qin, and then return the gate of my house!"
"Otherwise the fool will beat you once every time he sees you!"
The old man below was so angry that he was half dead.
"Silly Zhu, you bastard, I am your uncle!"
"Hurry up and pull me up!"
Hearing the old man's familiar voice from under the cesspit, the silly Zhu with a stick in his hand was stunned.
The old man was struggling in the cesspit.
It's a pity that the big padded jacket and padded trousers on his body can absorb water too much, and kept pulling him down.
Silly Zhu stood there at a loss, with a troubled expression on his face.
He wanted to save the old man, but the old man's head and face were covered with yellow things.
too disgusting.
Silly Zhu really can't do anything!
"Master, I'm going to call someone to save you!"
Desperate for quick wit, Sha Zhu immediately came up with a good idea.
Yi Zhonghai struggled for a while, then poured two mouthfuls of dung soup into it.
"Don't, don't call people, how many people do you want to know about this!"
"Hurry up and pull me up!"
Yi Zhonghai almost didn't let Sha Zhu die of anger.
Shazhu is shameless, but he still wants to.
In case everyone in the courtyard knows that he fell into the latrine, and then spread it to the factory.
This makes Yi Zhonghai how to behave in the future!
Although he was nauseated for a while, Shazhu still resisted and handed out the wooden stick in his hand.
"Grandpa, hold on to the stick, I'll pull you up right away!"
It's a pity that Yi Zhonghai's hands were sticky, and he couldn't grasp the stick tightly, let alone climb up with it.
Seeing this, Sha Zhu simply dropped the stick and closed his eyes.
"Grandpa, you hold my hand, and I will pull it up for you!"
Silly Zhu was lying on the edge of the latrine, his buttocks raised high, and his arms stretched down with all his strength.
Finally caught Yi Zhonghai's sticky big hand.
Yi Zhonghai was not light in the first place.
In addition to the cotton-padded clothes and trousers that were soaked with feces, the whole person weighed at least 300 kilograms.
Silly Zhu used all the prehistoric power of his body.
Yi Zhonghai below was lifted up by Sha Zhu little by little.
It looked like he was about to be saved.
Wang Gang hid in the distance, picked up a small stone from the ground, and flicked it at Shazhu.
Right in the middle of Shazhu's big upturned buttocks.
Shazhu's butt went numb, and he shrank forward like a conditioned reflex.
He was immediately dragged into the latrine by Yi Zhonghai.
Hearing a loud "plop", Sha Zhu also fell headfirst into the latrine.
The waves splashed by the two were more than one meter high.
Silly Zhu stuck his head out of the cesspit with difficulty.
He stared at Yi Zhonghai who was on the opposite side.
Both of them were dumbfounded.