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Chapter 11 The Sad Xu Damao

"Grandpa, you are tired, push me up first, and then I will pull you up!"

So far, what can be done.

Yi Zhonghai could only nod his head in agreement.

Sha Zhu stepped on Yi Zhonghai's shoulder, and Yi Zhonghai supported Sha Zhu's butt.

The two tried their best to send Silly Zhu up first.

At this moment, a sound of footsteps came from outside the wall.

Xu Damao happened to come to the toilet.

Xu Damao is a fastidious person, and every time he goes to the toilet at night, he has to use a flashlight.

Hearing Xu Damao coming whistling, the uncle and Shazhu in the latrine suddenly became very nervous.

Xu Damao is not a good guy, if he sees it, it's over.

It has to be publicized to everyone in the Red Star Rolling Mill!

In order to avoid being discovered by Xu Damao, Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to retreat into the latrine again.

The two pressed their bodies tightly against the tank wall, lowered their heads, not daring to make a sound.

Xu Damao untied his trouser belt and began to drain the water, while sweeping around the toilet with a flashlight.

He Yuzhu held his breath below, clenched his fists, and didn't even notice his nails piercing into his flesh.

He has grown so big, why has Xu Damao stood on top of his head to shit and piss!

Hot urine was poured on the top of the head, and then ran down the forehead and nose and into the mouth.

He Yuzhu wanted to die already.

Strange, why is there so much shit and urine splashed out of the toilet today?

Xu Damao looked into the latrine with a flashlight curiously, and was stunned by the scene inside.

I saw two shit people hiding next to each other by the latrine, glaring at me.

One of them could be vaguely seen to be a silly pillar.

After being beaten by Shazhu for more than 20 years, even if he fell into the cesspit, he was covered beyond recognition.

Xu Damao can also recognize it at a glance!

What's more, Shazhu was poured all over his face by Xu Damao, and the yellow protective shell on his face was washed away a lot.

"Stupid column?"

Xu Damao tentatively asked loudly.

What Xu Damao answered was a pool of flying shit.

He Yuzhu wiped the excrement and urine from his face, and threw it directly at Xu Damao who was above him.

Before Xu Damao had time to react, he was directly smeared by Shazhu.

Xu Damao was so disgusted that he bent over and vomited. He vomited out all the corn porridge with cabbage and steamed bread for dinner.

A puddle of vomit fell from the sky, splashing silly pillars all over his face.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xu Damao immediately turned around and ran away.

"It's not good, silly Zhu fell into the latrine!"

"Everyone, come and see, silly Zhu fell into the latrine, covered in shit!"

While running and wiping his face, he didn't forget to yell.

After a while, the whole courtyard was startled by Xu Damao.

"What, silly Zhu fell into the latrine?"

"Go and have a look, don't freeze in such a cold day!"

"Don't worry, it won't be damaged by the cold. I heard that the temperature in the latrine is high."

"Master, it's not good, silly Zhu fell into the latrine!"

He Yushui was lying on the bed hungry and tossing and turning.

He Yushui sat up from the bed when he heard Xu Damao yelling that Shazhu had fallen into the latrine.

The silly brother hasn't come back after going out for such a long time. Could it be that he really fell into the latrine?

He Yushui quickly put on his clothes and ran to the uncle's house.

I don't have the ability to fish the silly brother out of the latrine.

The old man's house and the big mother are also in a hurry.

The uncle just went out to use the bathroom, so I don't know if he met Sha Zhu.

Seeing that the first uncle was not there, everyone surrounded the second uncle Liu Haizhong and rushed towards the toilet.

Xu Damao was not in the crowd, he was desperately washing his face with the cold water from the tap in the courtyard.

Gou Ri's silly Zhu is really a vicious and smoking bastard.

It's fine if you fall into the latrine and eat shit, but don't forget to give me a bite!

When everyone rushed to the latrine, they saw that He Yuzhu had already climbed up a little by his own efforts.

Yi Zhonghai below was pushing Shazhu's butt hard.

It's a pity that there is no place to focus on the side of the latrine, and Shazhu has no way to exert his strength at all.

Seeing that everyone was coming, Sha Zhu hurriedly shouted: "Second Master, Third Master, come quickly and give me a hand!"

Second uncle Liu Haizhong frowned, almost spat out in disgust.

Silly Zhu is a shit person, Liu Haizhong doesn't want to get his hands dirty.

The third master Yan Bugui even quietly hid behind, for fear of being stained by silly Zhu.

Seeing the reaction of the second uncle and the third uncle, the crowd around the audience were even more reluctant to reach out to help.

Everyone is wearing cotton jackets and trousers, what if they get dirty?

In winter, it is not easy to wash.

Liu Haizhong stood on the edge of the latrine with a flashlight in his official voice.

"Silly Zhu, if you work harder, you will climb up by yourself!"

Yi Zhonghai in the latrine couldn't hold on any longer, Sha Zhu weighed more than 300 jin on his shoulders.

Before Shazhu could speak, Yi Zhonghai's body softened, and Shazhu, who was about to climb up with great difficulty, fell down again.

The people in the courtyard were too close together, and many people were covered in feces and urine splattered by silly pillars.

Bangjong dragged his younger sister Xiaodang to the front, unfortunately got splashed all over his face, and went home to find Qin Huairu, crying loudly.

Liu Haizhong coughed loudly in dissatisfaction.

"Silly Zhu, you are too wicked!"

"Everyone wants to help you with good intentions, just look at how many people you have harmed all of a sudden!"

Now even Yi Zhonghai in the cesspit couldn't bear it anymore.

"Second uncle, it's almost done! Hurry up and pull me and Sha Zhu up!"

Only then did everyone discover that the old man had also fallen into the cesspit.

This is a big deal!

The people shouted even louder, and the whole courtyard was startled.

Even the deaf old lady in the backyard was standing on tiptoe at the door, looking around.

The aunt took He Yushui and ran over here quickly.

Wang Gang also appeared in the crowd at some point.

"Aren't there two wooden planks on top of the latrine? Silly you, grab the wooden planks!"

As soon as Liu Haizhong turned his head, he saw Wang Gang hiding in the crowd watching the play.

"Wang Gang, didn't you just say that my house is on fire?"

Thinking of this, Liu Haizhong became angry for a while.

Fortunately, he rushed home to fight the fire in a hurry, but he went home to see if there was nothing wrong.

How dare Wang Gang lie to himself!

"That's why you heard it wrong! I'm talking about you getting angry recently."

"Did you drink too much and didn't hear clearly?"

Liu Haizhong turned his head angrily, now is not the time to deal with Wang Gang.

Silly Zhu in the latrine was almost blown out of his lungs.

The two wooden boards on top are not slippery, narrow and thick, he wants to pick it up, can it hold it?

"Wang Gang, did you sneak up on me from behind and push me down!"

Silly Zhu still doesn't understand how he fell down.

At that time, I only felt a numbness in my buttocks and a softness in my legs.

I didn't know what was going on, so I was pulled down by the uncle.

I didn't even hear anyone behind me!

but.

Whether it was accidentally dropped or not.

It is absolutely right to plant the blame on Wang Gang's head!

Wang Gang sneered.

"I'm going to take care of you, stupid, and still need a sneak attack?"

"You should tell everyone."

"How did the uncle fall in?"

Silly Zhu was speechless.

I can't say that I mistook the uncle for Wang Gang.

Did it with a stick?

That must be Xu Damao sneaking up on him from behind and pushing himself down!

Other than Wang Gang, the only one who has hatred against him in this yard is Xu Damao.

It just so happened that they both had proof of presence tonight.

"The uncle is old and his hands and feet are inconvenient. He accidentally fell into the cesspit by himself."

"I fell in to save the uncle!"

Sha Zhu explained to everyone in a low voice with insufficient confidence.

In the cesspit, Yi Zhonghai kept his face livid and didn't say a word.

The expression on his face was extremely frightening, but fortunately, it was covered by a yellow mask so that others could not see it.

For the two people in the cesspit, none of the people in the courtyard wanted to help.

In the end, Wang Gang was kind-hearted, and went to the wall to get a spoon for digging out excrement.

Put the wooden handle of the excrement spoon on two wooden boards.

Only then did Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai help each other, and climbed up from the cesspit with difficulty.